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Post by stoopidstu on May 25, 2006 21:13:22 GMT
Ok, so I'll start a story off with a sentance and you guys continue the story using just the one sentence, and no continuous posts please.
One day while scouring through youtube.com I stumbled upon some videos that were funny, some were sad and some were bad but I didn't want to be the only one that knew about these.
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kobashii
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I AM THE ENFORCER
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Post by kobashii on May 26, 2006 1:11:09 GMT
So instead of sitting on my ass eating Cheetoh's all day, I ran to my 69 year old friend's house, Herman, who had a terrible case of emphysema, which is why I refused to visit him often because his house smelled of burnt cheese and tobacco, but I was so excited to share my findings on Youtube I just had to speak to him.
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Post by stoopidstu on May 26, 2006 1:12:57 GMT
"Herman, Herman wait till you hear about youtube!" I shouted as I raced into the living room, but he wasn't there.
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devin1487
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LETS GO OILERS LETS GO!
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Post by devin1487 on May 26, 2006 1:52:33 GMT
But instead, i found a note on his kitchen table that read
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Post by jefrank on May 26, 2006 1:56:25 GMT
"yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy", so I promptly
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sykotic
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Post by sykotic on May 26, 2006 3:17:45 GMT
took the note and went to the phone and
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kobashii
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Post by kobashii on May 26, 2006 3:41:00 GMT
called Round Table Pizza to order an extra large All Meat Orgy Pizza, a special for only $12.99 with free breadsticks.
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tsujoi
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Post by tsujoi on May 26, 2006 5:28:12 GMT
I went to the drawer where he usually keeps his money and found....
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zombiehellmonkey
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chop you up into small pieces and eat you
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Post by zombiehellmonkey on May 26, 2006 7:45:48 GMT
a packet of condoms and a porno magazine featuring...
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Post by endoftheworld4321 on May 26, 2006 7:58:49 GMT
a girl named Jacci that I knew as FilthyWhore...
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Post by coocookahchi on May 26, 2006 8:23:12 GMT
Blushing, I decided somethings are better left unseen. So my quest for money contuined as I searched the...
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Post by stoopidstu on May 26, 2006 10:13:33 GMT
sock draw hidden in his bedroom, Herman was scared of the sock stealing dwarves so he hid that thing in his wardrobe so they couldn't steal his socks for profit.
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Post by jefrank on May 26, 2006 10:45:27 GMT
It was cold and dark outside, like the inside of a...
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Post by stoopidstu on May 26, 2006 10:54:57 GMT
cold dark cave, stupidly I'd left my jacket at home so I had to battle the elements wearing my favorite bermuda shorts and hawaiian shirt
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Post by coocookahchi on May 26, 2006 12:05:17 GMT
I was, ofcourse, a rather stylish young fellow much like...
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jl123us
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Post by jl123us on May 26, 2006 15:03:22 GMT
Prince Charles who I recently met at
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sykotic
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Post by sykotic on May 26, 2006 15:06:53 GMT
the local pub down the street from the chicken farm.
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Post by mattpyrch on May 26, 2006 17:40:18 GMT
I walked down the street to find tons of hermit crabs crowded over somthing in the middle...
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Post by stoopidstu on May 26, 2006 18:41:59 GMT
I wondered what it could be but I have a fear of crabs from when I was a child, one of them nipped my ankle
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Post by mattpyrch on May 26, 2006 19:27:47 GMT
so I went back into the house and saw a huge bucket of mayo so I decided that might get rid of the hermit crabs....
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